Paris, Our Next Great Fake President?

I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I’d watch this show. But before I go on, let’s have a taste:

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Loves it. I don’t think her economic plan is quite up to her energy policy, but it could be worse. Major props for the campaign song. Bill Clinton had Fleetwood Mac, Paris gets the B-52s. Rock Lobster all the way to Washington.

So, for our next fake president, I’m with Charlie…I’d totally fake vote for her. In fact, I’ll do more than that. I’ll fake campaign for Paris to get a real TV show with her as the fake president. THAT would be SO HOT!

Is it bad that I’d still feel more comfortable with Ms Hilton in the race than the governor from Alaska? (I do have to admit that I totally laughed at that video showing SP firing an automatic rifle…not quite as goofy as Dukakis in a tank, but scary nonetheless.)

* This blog not fake-endorsed by Paris Hilton for fake-president. In fact, I don’t really pay that much attention to the fake-candidate in general, but she’s definitely the fake-frontrunner in my book in this most pseudo-historic of fake election years.