As Apocalypses Go, Not Bad

Wow. That was impressive. You don’t usually see trans-dimensional god-like overlords get worked up like that.

I really sort of pity all those unremarkable mundanes who where caught in the rays of confoundation who think that nothing at all happened. I mean, seriously, how often in the span of the age of a universe do you see something so mind-whoppingly spectacular and, literally, soul changing?

Man, you gotta hand it to those Mayans, they really know how to put on an alpaca-lypse. The fir was flying — which really added to the holiday spirit, I thought. The standing ovation en flambe was well deserved. Bravo, oh great Ey Whose Name is not Glorificus (though that would have been cool, too).

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