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It’s Been an Interesting Day For Freedom of Speech

The United States government has a long history of considering, if not passing and creatively interpreting, some really poopy-headed laws. From the Alien and Sedition Acts, to the Dred Scott Decision, to SOPA and PIPA; the Congress and Supreme Court of the United States are sometimes the most dangerous groups of people in the country when it comes to how we communicate ideas.

Poopy-head Piracy vs The Chicago Way

I read in the news that Somali pirates threatened revenge after snipers “pink-smoked” three poopy-heads that had been holding hostage the captain of a previously pirated cargo ship. I can’t help but chuckle. The revenge to be had was ours, you poopy-headed idiots. Fortunately, we have a solution.