The Double Toothbrush

There is one facial hair style I can’t recall ever seeing: the double toothbrush. This would be a clean-shaven philtrum with a Chaplin-stache on either side. Of all the creative license ever applied to facial hair (and it seems the hirsute male can be very creative), how did this one slip by?

And before you just say that it’s “stoopeed” — well, double toothbrush with a soul patch.