Studpidity

studpidity n: 1) The property of being studpid. “Bob’s pogo-sticking with the bulls was studpidity in a hand-basket…but funny while it lasted.” 2) An act that is studpid. “Jim’s studpidity was in thinking that Jill wanted a dishwasher for Christmas.”

studpid adj: 1) Characterized by idiocy, regardless of the gender of the actor, often resulting in: embarrassment, injury, or property damage; (note: if you need more of a definition, either you have not witnessed an act of studpidity or you are a perpetrator.); 2) A person (generally male) performing an ill-advised action intending to be thoughtful or helpful.