10 Signs You Might Be a Terminator

10. You speak with an Austrian accent even though you lived all your life in Biloxi, Mississippi.

9. You thank someone for explaining something to you by saying, “Thank you for explaining.”

8. You almost have enough “Frequent Time-traveler” miles to go back to 1945 to see ENIAC being turned on for the first time.

7. When you say that you’ll be back, you always come back…even if you have to smash through walls with an automobile.

6. Leather jackets and sunglasses aren’t a fashion statement, they are who you are.

5. Your mimetic poly-alloy siblings always mocked you for being stiff and mechanical.

4. You’re so much calmer since the re-programming.

3. You think John Connor is a poopy-head.

2. You get much further with a kind word and a gun than you do with a kind word alone.

1. No, I’m not happy to see you…that’s my endoskeleton.