The Booby Offense

It seems all but impossible nowadays to peruse any entertainment “news” without stumbling over some boobs. You can’t ignore the constant headline klaxon that this or that female person has, too even the most minimal degree, any of: wardrobe malfunction, side-boob, under-boob, obvious cleavage, not-so-obvious cleavage, nipple-show, pasty-peek, or any other chest-based bump or fold of skin that doesn’t merit nearly that degree of fixation.

I can only guess that the actual goal of the publications and photogs is to to desensitize the public to the point of boredom. If that’s not the reason, then they should at least hold off for some actually newsworthy décolletage event — don’t waste it.