Musing on…Headline Head Shot

While scanning news headlines, I came across this one: "Woman Critical After Being Shot in Head."

What immediately came to my mind was some woman saying to her shooter, "What did you think you were doing? You can’t do anything right. Shoot me in the head and don’t even kill me. But what should I expect from someone who can’t even wash a dish. How hard can it be…"

Edwin Newman, where are you?